We live in an age of narcissism, and a problem many of us face, is our face; namely that there's not enough objects to stick one's face onto. But gift retailer Firebox is here to help, with a line of products you can plaster your mug all over, like this heat change mug.

If you want to step on your face, they offer bath mats, car mats, doormats and flip flops.

If you want to step in your face, they offer socks.

Want to dry with your face or lie on your face? How about these towels, or these that offer a body swap.

Rounding out the line are an apron, boxers, wrapping paper and air fresheners.

I’m a lapsed industrial designer. I was born in NYC and figured I’d die there, but a few years ago I abandoned New York to live on a farm in the countryside with my wife. We have six dogs.

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